Craziness

Wow what is up? That is what I keep thinking to myself. One day I woke up and realized that my body just isn't what it used to be. I know, where I have I been right! I've been tricked! I believed the 30's were being pretty kind to me, but 33 seems to have a different lesson. My body is rejecting 33. Scares me about 34. And can someone tell me where all this facial hair comes from... one day my lips are chapped, the next day, they're protected and not by good ole' Burt's Bees, but more like a beehive of hair! And geez, don't even get me started on the single wire surprise hair that jumps from the bridge of my nose! And the hormones... MERCY! You would think that a body that has been through three pregnancies would be given a reprieve!?!?!? But no! This morning, really, I thought I had peed my pants! YES PEOPLE I'M BLOGGING THIS! It wasn't urine. It was sweat! Now, any rational female would think to herself... oh yay, I didn't pee on myself in the middle of the night, BUT today, nothing rational is within me. I was more disturbed that it was sweat!! Night Sweats... urrrr! And my poor husband - I won't begin to get into what a crown he will receive one day for putting up with this rollercoaster. I was trying to correct my kids this morning and I'm pretty positive that my voice went from mom to E.V.I.L. At least that message was written across their sweet innocent victim-like faces! They scattered to the car in fear! In fear!
Oh how I hope this ends soon. My friends that are older and wiser than I, say oh yes you will survive and it will be ok. My younger friends... they just think... we'll that it's craziness!